Missed Connections — Western Water, Spring 2026
On March 17, the National Weather Service issued simultaneous warnings for heat stroke and hypothermia along the same stretch of Colorado river. A hundred degrees on the bank. Snowmelt cold enough to kill you in the water. Both true at once, on the same afternoon, and nobody had a name for that.
Snowpack feeds reservoirs feeds rivers feeds taps. This spring, every part of that chain started showing up at the wrong time, looking for something that had already left.
Missed Connections — Western Water, Spring 2026
On March 17, the National Weather Service issued simultaneous warnings for heat stroke and hypothermia along the same stretch of Colorado river. A hundred degrees on the bank. Snowmelt cold enough to kill you in the water. Both true at once, on the same afternoon, and nobody had a name for that.
Snowpack feeds reservoirs feeds rivers feeds taps. This spring, every part of that chain started showing up at the wrong time, looking for something that had already left.
It's a Match!™
In February, NOAA retired the method it had used for decades to track El Niño and La Niña. The ocean had warmed so much that the old baseline was measuring a planet that no longer exists. Five of the last six winters were actually La Niña patterns driving persistent drought. Nobody told you. The definition just hadn't updated its status.
Somewhere in the same weeks, a 230-year study of tropical flowers found that blooming has drifted roughly 46 days from the pollinators still arriving on the original schedule. The flowers changed their number. The pollinators are still texting. Your new climate zone would like to introduce itself. It's already moved in.
It's a Match!™
In February, NOAA retired the method it had used for decades to track El Niño and La Niña. The ocean had warmed so much that the old baseline was measuring a planet that no longer exists. Five of the last six winters were actually La Niña patterns driving persistent drought. Nobody told you. The definition just hadn't updated its status.
Somewhere in the same weeks, a 230-year study of tropical flowers found that blooming has drifted roughly 46 days from the pollinators still arriving on the original schedule. The flowers changed their number. The pollinators are still texting. Your new climate zone would like to introduce itself. It's already moved in.
The Colorado River Would Like to Say a Few Things Before the Contract Expires
CONTINUE READINGDear Abby
Dear Columnist,
We just found out that ninety percent of coastal hazard assessments used the wrong baseline. The ocean was a foot closer to us than anyone official ever said. In parts of the Global South, three feet closer. Our seawalls, our zoning maps, our insurance models, our arguments before international funding bodies. All of it built on a number that was wrong before the first projection was ever run. We have been planning around a coastline that does not exist. How do we start over?
Sincerely, A Coastal City of 4.2 Million
Dear Coastal City,
Download the corrected open-access dataset the researchers published in Nature this month. Commission a local reassessment using tide-gauge records rather than satellite-derived models. Review your seawall specifications against measured water levels. Press your planners to confirm they are using site-specific data. Some responsible local engineers already know where the water actually is. You should find this reassuring. We do.