The Adaptation Budget Meeting
I've sat through the same corporate climate adaptation meeting eleven times in three years. Different quarters, worse numbers. Billions in projected costs, maps showing which facilities flood, charts tracking equipment failures in the new heat. Everyone nods. Everyone agrees it's a priority. Then Finance mentions headcount, Legal wants more assessment, Operations says the capital budget's committed for two years. We schedule another meeting. Meanwhile my HVAC upgrade proposals sit in the queue. The system fails every heat wave now, which means every summer.
The Adaptation Budget Meeting
I've sat through the same corporate climate adaptation meeting eleven times in three years. Different quarters, worse numbers. Billions in projected costs, maps showing which facilities flood, charts tracking equipment failures in the new heat. Everyone nods. Everyone agrees it's a priority. Then Finance mentions headcount, Legal wants more assessment, Operations says the capital budget's committed for two years. We schedule another meeting. Meanwhile my HVAC upgrade proposals sit in the queue. The system fails every heat wave now, which means every summer.
An Interview with a Sustainability Report That's Literally Falling Apart
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Hi Team!
Exciting news about our Resilience Through Change initiative! With temperatures hitting 46°C, we've activated our immersive Heat Exposure Therapy across 18 LGAs. Already 22,000 participants are experiencing extended digital detox (7+ days without power!).
Our Minimalist Living Workshop in Ruffy helped 130 families radically declutter. Max from the Animal Wellness team showed incredible commitment, though sadly he won't make our debrief session.
Your $1,000 adaptation stipend is ready! Remember: transformation is just growth with better branding.
Stay hydrated, Leadership Team
