Product: Normal Weather, all model years 1850–2025. Distributed globally by no single manufacturer. Liability undetermined.
Hazard: The product no longer performs as advertised. Atmospheric greenhouse gas concentrations exceed original design tolerances by margins not observed in 800,000 years of proxy records. The Earth's energy imbalance reached a new high in 2025. The product broke its own failure records three times in four days during March 2026.
Units affected: All. No lot numbers. No serial numbers. No units were excluded from distribution.
Remedy: No replacement product is available. No refund will be issued. The product was never purchased. Consumers are advised to continue experiencing weather as it occurs.