Effective Date: Ongoing Last Updated: October 24, 2025 Jurisdiction: Continental United States Version: 2025.10.24 (subject to modification without notice)
By continuing to breathe ambient air in the United States, you ("User," "Breather," "Respiratory Dependent") agree to be bound by these Terms of Service, as amended without notice, in perpetuity, including all future degradations to service quality. Your continued respiration constitutes binding acceptance of all terms herein.
1. SERVICE DESCRIPTION
1.1 Atmospheric Access. Provider grants User non-exclusive, non-transferable access to ambient atmospheric conditions as delivered. Service quality varies by geographic region, season, wind patterns, and Provider's operational priorities. Service is subject to change without notice or compensation.
1.2 Particulate Matter Delivery. During wildfire season (duration expanding annually), Users in Western States may receive 25-45 days of elevated PM2.5 concentrations. Midwest and Northeast Users: 15-28 days. Service area expanding. Historical performance does not predict future delivery.
1.3 Chemical Composition. Standard delivery includes but is not limited to: fine particulate matter (PM2.5), polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, heavy metals (lead, arsenic, mercury), volatile organic compounds, and various carcinogens including retene, benzo[a]pyrene, hexavalent chromium, benzene, and dioxins. Specific concentrations vary and are considered proprietary information. New York City Users received 203.9 μg/m³ daily mean during June 2023 service enhancement—more than 13 times WHO guidelines.
2. USER OBLIGATIONS
2.1 Mandatory Consumption. User acknowledges that service opt-out is not available. Breathing is required for continued biological function. Relocation does not constitute service termination; Provider maintains service delivery across all geographic regions.
2.2 Assumption of Risk. User accepts all health consequences including but not limited to: lung cancer, cardiovascular disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, emphysema, asthma exacerbation, pregnancy complications, neurological damage, premature death. Current service configuration contributes to approximately 16,000 annual User terminations.
2.3 Acute Response Acceptance. During service enhancement events, User may experience 44% increase in emergency medical requirements. User is solely responsible for all associated costs, including but not limited to emergency department visits, hospitalization, medication, lost wages.
2.4 Pediatric User Acknowledgment. Users responsible for minors acknowledge that lead concentrations may reach 50 times normal levels during service delivery. Provider assumes no liability for developmental impacts, cognitive impairment, reduced lifetime earnings potential.
3. PROVIDER LIABILITY LIMITATIONS
3.1 No Warranty. Service is provided "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" without warranty of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability, fitness for respiratory use, or non-toxicity.
3.2 Carcinogen Disclaimer. Service regularly includes known and suspected carcinogens. No safe exposure levels have been established. Provider makes no representations regarding cancer risk.
3.3 Limitation of Damages. In no event shall Provider be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from service use, including but not limited to: medical expenses related to respiratory illness, cardiovascular disease, or cancer diagnosis; lost wages or reduced earning capacity due to chronic health conditions; pain and suffering experienced by User or User's family members; wrongful death claims arising from service-related mortality; property damage resulting from wildfire events that generate service delivery; diminished property values in high-exposure regions; costs associated with air filtration systems, respirators, or relocation; psychological distress related to chronic exposure or health anxiety.
3.4 Aggregate Liability Cap. Provider's total aggregate liability for all claims arising from service delivery shall not exceed $0.00 USD. This limitation applies regardless of the number of Users affected or the severity of health outcomes.
3.5 Long-Term Health Outcomes. Provider specifically disclaims liability for health effects that manifest years or decades after exposure. Between 2025-2055, service may result in 700,000+ excess User terminations. Projected annual mortality by 2050: 71,420 excess deaths under current emissions trajectory. Regional distribution: California (+5,060 annual deaths), New York (+1,810), Washington (+1,730), Texas (+1,700), Pennsylvania (+1,600). These figures are provided for informational purposes only.
3.6 Force Majeure. Provider is not liable for service degradation resulting from climate change, forest management practices, urban development patterns, or fossil fuel combustion, all of which are considered acts of God or force majeure events beyond Provider's control.
4. USER RESPONSIBILITIES FOR SERVICE DEGRADATION
4.1 Lifestyle Contributions. User acknowledges that their consumption patterns, vehicle use, housing choices, and energy consumption contribute to service degradation. By accepting these terms, User agrees that Provider's role in atmospheric modification is proportional to User's own contribution.
4.2 Shared Responsibility. User accepts that individual breathing choices (frequency, depth, duration) constitute voluntary participation in service delivery system.
4.3 Mitigation Costs. User is solely responsible for costs associated with air quality monitoring, filtration systems, medical interventions, or lifestyle modifications necessitated by service delivery.
5. SERVICE MODIFICATIONS
5.1 Unilateral Changes. Provider reserves right to modify service delivery, chemical composition, particulate concentrations, and exposure duration at any time without notice or User consent. Climate projections indicate 2-3x current particulate delivery frequency by mid-century.
5.2 Geographic Expansion. Service area expanding. 100 million Users across 16 states experienced enhanced delivery during June 2023. Future expansion anticipated.
5.3 No Compensation. Users will not receive refunds, credits, compensation, or alternative service options for service degradation.
6. DISPUTE RESOLUTION
6.1 Binding Arbitration. All disputes must be resolved through individual arbitration administered by arbitrator selected by Provider. User waives right to jury trial. Class action waiver applies.
6.2 Venue. Any arbitration shall occur in jurisdiction selected by Provider.
6.3 Limitation Period. User must file claims within 30 days of exposure. Given that exposure is continuous and health effects may manifest years or decades later, this effectively bars most claims.
6.4 Confidentiality. All arbitration proceedings shall remain confidential. User may not disclose settlement terms, health outcomes, or Provider's liability positions.
7. THIRD-PARTY BENEFICIARIES
7.1 Corporate Interests. ExxonMobil, Chevron, Koch Industries, BP, Shell, and their subsidiaries, affiliates, and successors are express third-party beneficiaries of this Agreement.
7.2 Regulatory Framework. Provider has successfully lobbied to maintain PM2.5 standards at 35 μg/m³ (24-hour exposure) despite WHO recommendation of 15 μg/m³.
7.3 Trade Association Protection. American Petroleum Institute, National Association of Manufacturers, and U.S. Chamber of Commerce are additional third-party beneficiaries entitled to enforce these terms against User.
8. TERMINATION
8.1 User Termination. User may terminate this Agreement only by ceasing respiration. Provider does not recommend this option but acknowledges it as User's sole remedy.
8.2 Service Continuation. Provider will continue service delivery regardless of User acceptance, rejection, objection, or survival.
8.3 Survival of Terms. Sections 3 (Provider Liability Limitations), 6 (Dispute Resolution), and 7 (Third-Party Beneficiaries) shall survive termination of this Agreement and User.
9. ACCEPTANCE
Your continued respiration constitutes binding acceptance of these Terms of Service.
- I have read and understood these Terms of Service
- I acknowledge that my continued respiration constitutes binding acceptance
- I waive all rights to clean air, health outcomes, and legal remedy
- I accept sole responsibility for all health consequences of mandatory service use
[ACCEPT AND CONTINUE BREATHING]
MANUFACTURED BY: Fossil fuel combustion, forest management practices, wildland-urban interface expansion, regulatory capture
DISTRIBUTED BY: Atmospheric circulation patterns
CUSTOMER SERVICE: Not available
REFUND POLICY: None
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Hexavalent chromium persistence: California wildfires catalyzed widespread transformation of chromium to its carcinogenic form, with dangerous levels persisting in wind-dispersible ash for up to ten months post-fire.
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Eastern states mortality concentration: More than half of projected 2050 smoke deaths will occur in Eastern states far from major fire zones, driven by higher population density and smoke traveling thousands of miles on wind currents.
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Retene's unique toxicity: The June 2023 Canadian wildfire smoke contained exceptionally high concentrations of retene, a wood combustion marker that promotes oxidative stress, mutagenic effects, and cell necrosis.
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Outdoor worker exposure: NIOSH estimates that approximately 20 million outdoor workers in the U.S. were potentially exposed to wildland fire smoke in 2023, representing a massive occupational health crisis.